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Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.

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Russia:
- Carries out arson in the UK
- Murders in Czech Republic
- Jams civil GPS in Baltics
- Bombs civilians endlessly
- Says it won’t negotiate

Tankies: Russia wants peace. Why don’t we negotiate with Russia.

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A small crowd of Soros paid western agents gather in Tbilisi to summon CIA HAARP weapon to over throw legitimate regime in geo-engineered coup

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The Russian military couldn’t get from Kiev airport to downtown Kiev and it’s taken us “all this time” to arrest only one general, so maybe sit this one out and leave it to the grown ups.

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“Rick” here is willing to fly anywhere on the planet in a passenger jet without navigation systems. “Rick” here is very smart. It is known.

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Prez thinks navigation systems keep planes from flying into stuffed clouds.

We’d ask what you think they do but you’ve made it clear you don’t do that.

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It’s late 2024. A plane full of civilians crashes into the Baltic cos Russia jammed its navigation gear. Bundeskanzler Olaf Scholz is worried about escalation. The GOP wondered where we got the idea there’d be no consequences…..

It’s late 2024. A plane full of civilians crashes into the Baltic cos Russia jammed its navigation gear. @Bundeskanzler is worried about escalation. The GOP wondered where we got the idea there’d be no consequences…..
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And suddenly, David Sacks has renewed faith in the findings of US intelligence agencies, which contradict 99% of his other opinions.

And suddenly, David Sacks has renewed faith in the findings of US intelligence agencies, which contradict 99% of his other opinions.
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There is outrage that Ukraine would destroy an exclusively civilian bridge used to transport military fuel & civilian tanks to supply our peaceful war.

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We’re about to start with another guest but in the meantime you can hear about Darth’s plans to start diplomatic relations with the “society of American MILFS, of which Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 is self proclaimed president for life.

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