Somebody wants to be famous. This little chipmunk. A Two Keepy up man if ever I’ve seen one. UEFA B qualifies you to sell sausage rolls and bovril at the games. Have you got a medal to go with that picture with a shiny cup?

Right that’s me off for a few days. Back on Saturday night over on Common Sense with Joey Barton with DT and paul kelly doing a UFC 300 watch along so tune in.

Don’t forget it’s Grand National day so who knows what will be said. some great fights. Can’t wait. Two funny fella’s…

Only caught the 2nd half of the PSG vs Barca game. Its was a fantastic 2nd period. Only blemish was obviously Lucy Ward again. Darren Fletcher had his performance dragged down by her. It’s not Paris, Lucy it’s PSG. 😤

She does her best work when she stays silent. I kid you…

That’s ‘The Feather Men’ by Randolph Fiennes.

Not to be confused with ‘Fred The Weather Man’ who’s another ITV employee that’s sexually abused and groomed underage children.

Thought I clear that up. 👍

Whatever happened to The Feather Men?

Didn’t actually exist?

Really hope Everton don’t bring these 777 chancers on board. This is going from the frying pan into the fire.

They stink of being bent. Money doesn’t seem to be legit. I’ve heard terrible things about them.

It will only end in tears. 💙👍

#UTFT

Master of all Sports (except darts)🎯

#BoundaryBullet

#HuytonOlympics1991

Right enough of noising these whoppers up.

Off for a swim and practicing me backflips into the pool.

Wish me luck. 🍀

🙏🏻👑

Somebody should be publicly flogged for this decision. I mean, what the actual fuck is going on in this country.

Let’s stop wasting time. Get the Civil War on and let’s sort this out. 👍

#knockonoursimready

Coming to a town near you!

To quote the great Michael Jordan,

‘Muslims buy sneakers and under pants too.’

#whathappenedinvegas

Can’t believe the Germans have allowed that. Gote-Saxburg forever. 👍

As I’ve told you all before, if you want the smoke, don’t come for me unless you have rhino skin. 🦏

Mine is like Kevlar.

Nothing or no family member of yours is out of bounds. I will bring your Nan and grandad into it if necessary .

It won’t be pretty as I’m naturally…

Going to send you all my used porn mags this week lad. Great articles in some of them. That’ll get you started until we hit the £100k 👍

Things perverted men can do at all ages in the UK: Groom confused young people into maiming themselves.

Hey Justin Baby

Justin Trudeau

I'm looking forward to watching you squirm your way narcissistically out of this conundrum: self-serving woke moralizing on the gender front has doomed a whole generation to confusion and many to mutilation and sterilization at the hands of…

He’s Celtic’s left back now. Look how far ahead of him I am. Seen him coming. He’s tried to break my leg. Already had it none weight bearing. Straight Red Card. See you later dickhead. His in their dressing room after the little pussy.

Don’t worry he’s getting a good slap if I…

Sometimes, it’s the only way they’ll listen. 👂