This is great. The system works!

My dad would have loved Mr. Skin dot com

RIP Shifty Shellshock. Does anyone have eyes on the 'Smack My Bitch Up' guy? We need to check on all these guys

lol they made Jiminy Glick gain weight

It's been ten years since I visited last and I miss it more and more every summer (this isn't a joke btw)

Girl are you Kevin Costners hair plugs? Bc you are 30 years old and keep changing in weird and unexpected ways

Okay fine The Boys Season 4 why not, I guess I’ll start you

One time in high school we picked up German exchange students from the airport and the ride wasn't even over before they started criticizing America in little needling ways and and the Holocaust wasn't even 50 years old yet at this point. Don't let your past hold you down!

It's so insane to me that the Irish showed up to the US and we were like 'yeah these guys should probably dominate our police forces' Like what the fuck were we thinking

HAWK TUAH: porny spitting, disgusting

PTUI: wholesome spitting, like in a cartoon, or on your palm to seal a deal in the olden days

when a man only has like 3 photos of himself in the last 10 years and theyre all kinda bad thats literally just how u know hes normal. u absolutely do not want the alternative

Jfc this is hard to watch

brb honey I have to return this mug to the mug dealership

Yet another day on Twitter where the ending of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' gets spoiled for those who haven't seen it

Years ago my late cousin tasked me with getting a Donald Sutherland impression down. I got close but never nailed it. RIP to a great actor and an inspiration to the 'unconventionally handsome' everywhere

Happy Juneteenth for sure but it's insane that what it celebrates is people learning they weren't slaves anymore bc a boat showed up with the news. During the lifetime of my grandparents' grandparents. When we had steam power and photography and shit.

We once had Judd Hirsch, Judd Nelson, and The Judds. Our society was once gloriously Juddful. Now only Apatow remains.

Luke Wilson make a Frat Pack doc

Andrew McCarthy making Emilio Estevez extremely uncomfortable making me extremely uncomfortable