I want to do that “clown putting on makeup meme” but it would need to have 50 steps to include all the comically stupid things he says here.

Santa should have chosen the safer option and avoided breathing. Is this from March 2020?

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Michael Brendan Dougherty Also… 1) this was not the pandemic playbook prior to 2020 2) some of rules had no basis in science and no evidence they worked 3) There was a full year post-vaccine when students faced far tougher restrictions than adults

My six year old made it until midnight. Upset of the century.

My hot take is that Nobel laureates with massive audiences shouldn’t say someone “probably killed” people without providing evidence.

“Nobody could have predicted this” “Learning loss isn’t real” “Schools weren’t closed. Buildings were closed” “Kids are resilient”

Dayna Lynn Nuckolls Dr. Polar Bear, Ph. D pandemic of bad analogies continues

Unfortunately, ignoring the pandemic of bad analogies won’t make it go away.

Just saw a two-pack of Binax covid tests for sale at the drugstore. $24. WHO IS BUYING THESE??

Devastating news for everyone who has been having sex in n95 masks.

Hahahaha 😂 The New York Times

Actual graphic from the article. Headache? #LongCovid Lost weight? #LongCovid Bad grades? #LongCovid Can’t sleep? #LongCovid Sleep too much? #LongCovid Everything is long covid.

Lots of people believed me when I lied to them so it actually wasn’t a bad thing when I lied to them.

Nobody could have predicted this.

🌊 🌊PANDEMIC 🌊 🌊 🌊OF 🌊 🦈 🌊BAD 🌊 🌊 ANALOGIES 🌊 🦈 CONTINUES 🌊 🌊 🌊 🦈 🩸 🦈 🩸 🦈 ☠️

Unsolicited gambling advice: Go bet on Scottie in each major now. He’s probably going to be even money for the PGA tomorrow.

It’s 2024 and we are still freaking out when people with Covid exercise outside.