My MAGA Uncle Timmy in Virginia has been fighting with Verizon for the past week because the last time I visited I blocked Fox and Newsmax on his cable box and didn’t tell him.

Here’s something you haven’t thought about in a while: Steve Bannon.

The last guy who wore white after Labor Day is going to prison.

The Trumps are so broke their family pet is a tumbleweed.

My CFO is bringing her kids tomorrow for Take Your Kid to Work Day so they can see why she’s so bitchy when she gets home.

Make of it what you will but Alexa favored Kamala Harris over Donald Trump after the latest software update. Gifted article. wapo.st/3Z7Ttsm

TFW you hear someone has been making $100,000 a month to undermine democracy while you've been doing it for free.

Liz Cheney says her father Dick Cheney is voting for Vice President Harris.

Dick Cheney and I are voting for the same president, something I never thought would happen.

Come over to Team Normal, President Bush.

Today's MAGA Party: Tax the Rich: \('o')/ Social Security: \('o')/ Women's Rights: \('o')/ LGBTQ Rights: \('o')/ School Shootings: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Misogyny: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Insurrection: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Electing a Felon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Being pretty and faking smart cost Alina Habbba's client $83,000,000.