Trust me, it's to die for.

We're not coming for your kids.

We're coming for your firearms, then your kids.

The best way to show your faith in public schools is to shuffle your kids off to a private school.

Get a Tshirt or bumper sticker from your political opponent and then just act/drive 'appropriately'.

We aren't making the COVID-19 vaccine mandatory, we're just advising every state to require it or we withdrawal all federal funding.

For a very low fee, I'll wirelessly print your boss's nudes at the office.

Democrats be like

Nothing says 'Equity' like making over three times what your colleagues do.

Help. Kanye West and Elon Musk are in a bidding war to buy this account and it's currently the State of Idaho to a 51% stake in Pepsi.

🚨BREAKING🚨 King Charles III has declared an absolute monarchy, issuing three edicts:

1. Parliament shall be immediately dissolved.
2. All French nationals must leave in 30 days.
3. Dentistry shall be henceforth banned in all British territories.

'It's not the homeless and rampant violence causing businesses to close, that would be oversimplification.'

We love it when outlets do our work for us.

BREAKING: FBI begins raiding homes of Christians suspected of serial jaywalking, following tips from friendly neighborhood pregnancy center firebombers.