Yo.

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

yo cuando un hombre hace algo q m recuerda q es un hombre

My fairy god mother after dealing with me for five minutes

Me when I say "okay" instead of arguing:

that’s actually crazy

me after logging into work and finding out the global IT outage hasn’t effected my company

The full moon knows all my secrets

Packing lunch for my kids & husband in the morning and going to pilates after

I’m dead bc I know I be leaving lashes behind

woah It Ends With Us is fkn triggering lmao

"whats your dream job?" ummm...princess

imagine hating me and im just at home like

this is what I want when I order Thai iced tea

obsessed with saying “get fucked” these days I blame mercury retrograde

also this mercury retrograde is literally on X games mode