it's not funny, vowels only develop accent markings when they're very stressed

i like how the pin-pen merger introduces a version of Short Skirt/Long Jacket where they meet accidentally at the Citibank after she 'borrows' his PIN

can't wait for the avant garde grammar-themed met gala

who called it a time-off request and not a motion to vacay

(showing the new hire around the political science department) and of course, every week we have Causal Friday

i like when there's one item that makes it wildly obvious that respondents are not, in fact, straightlining

news.gallup.com/poll/644675/dm…

what a lovely morning to get mad at someone who was writing survey questionnaires in 1991 for their clunky wording on what I would otherwise like to be a trend question

seven-eighths of my brain is trying to do work and the remainder is popping up to be like, 'hey, if South Dakota's governor became VP, her Secret Service detail could eventually write a tell-all called GUARDIN' NOEM'

Ariel Edwards-Levy I got my Qualtrics license last week, just like we always talked about…

why did nobody tell me the dress code for this conference was 'electric sheep's clothing'