For legal reasons, this is a joke

Ok but why is he carrying that trophy around

Guys! GUYS! One of my favorite comics is trying to turn itself into a cartoon & is fundraising to get its pilot made If you haven’t read Litterbox Comics KICKSTARTER is LIVE! a) you should & b) this really really needs to happen Pls help get the word out and/or pitch in (if you’re willing/able)!

[Repost] I’m just not feeling funky fresh enough to be there today, sir.

LET’S FUCKING GO

[Repost] Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

Insert coin to continue

♪♫ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooooorld of OSHA violations ♫♪

[Repost] This is an art crime. I have committed an art crime.

[Repost] Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness.

Oh no.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[Repost] Somewhere, Chris Hansen’s ears start ringing

[Repost] Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.

SOMETHING

I’ve never related to my phone more

[Repost] Wait until it dawns on the clone that he's not talking to the original, and that he is just the next in a long line of clones who have given up.

[Repost] Sometimes you’re just horny for pizza. (Throwback to my collab with the incredibly funny and talented theunderfold.com! Check him out!)

Mr. Puppy loves tummy rubs

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.