🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister recruitment ad.

This killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

Howling

Feels a little like having coffee in someone’s office today in Crosby Coffee Lark Lane 😅

Oh the weather outside is frightful Central heating would be delightful But since it costs too much dough Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Tories show no signs of helping And tell you to quit your yelping Keep your lights turned way down low Oh no snow! Oh no snow! Oh no snow!

There is no better feeling than taking the Christmas trees down and then hoovering

So trying to get a doctors appointment is more a survival of the fittest kinda thing now. Cool, good to know 👍🏼

Yesterday, I launched Liverpool City Council’s first ever violence against women and girls strategy. People often ask me why this issue is so close to my heart. Read my thoughts here: liverpoolexpress.co.uk/blog-violence-…

Unpopular opinion, maybe?! But I dislike February far more than January. January has a sense of fresh starts and motivation. But now it should be spring 🌼 The idea that it won’t be spring for another 8 weeks is depressing!

Ahhh what utter bullshit The Guardian

CHILDCARE IN THE BUDGET 👶 - WHAT TO LOOK OUT FOR It looks like the 30 hour policy for 3 and 4 yos will be extended to 1 and 2 yos. What do you need to know about the 30 hour policy, and what key Qs should you consider when looking at the full announcement later today? 🧵

Barcelona City never disappoints 🙌🏽 Back to Liverpool with all the dog shit 👍🏼

Queen Camilla of the longest long game #Coronation

Excellent 🫶🏼 theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/o…

Excellent news Michelle Charters OBE 🫶🏼 First time on twitter for a while and this is the first post in my feed 🤗

Finance on a tooth is a new (painful) low for the welfare state 😭🤢🦷

Tis the season for festive newsletters 🌲

Just done my monthly like/share/comment on Linked In. Your turn tomorrow twitter… I mean X - but you’re twitter really aren’t you!

Thank fuck for that 🌹💚