That's what my problem is." 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Agent Locke 🔫 Agent of WEA 🔫 Married to Lucy Locke ⚛ // Radiant Parody 🔫 Works with Luke Hobbs. Parody. Deckard Shaw // A Radiant Parody 🔫 Part of Mi Familia Hub // Parody Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastAndFurious #HobbsAndShaw #Marvel 🔫 RT

"I don't know how to use this." 💋 Flipped account 🖲️ Kathy Pearce 🖥️ The tech genius of Dominic Toretto. Parody's crew 🖲️ Married to @ArticulateGoof 🖥️ Part of Mi Familia Hub // Parody 🖲️ Written by #BoneHead 🖥️ #FastAndFurious 💋 RT

"Still fits." ❌ Flipped account ❌ Alexei Shostakov ❌ Red Guardian ❌ Russia's equivalent to Captain America ❌ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ❌ Written by #BoneHead ❌ #Marvel #BlackWidowMovie #parodyaccount ❌ RT

"I can counter anything you throw at me. I can mimic and adapt to any move you make. I can anticipate any blow." 🏹 Flipped account 🔫 Taskmaster 🗡️ Highly skilled merc 🏹 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🗡️ #Marvel #BlackWidowMovie #parodyaccount 🏹 RT

"Is that what we are?" 🔫 Flipped account 🔫 Yelena Belova 🔫 Black Widow 🔫 Trained in the Red Room with Natasha and Melina 🔫 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #Marvel #BlackWidow #parodyaccount 🔫 RT

"How do I change the ringtone on this thing." ✨ Flipped account 🔭 Dr Jane Foster ✨ Astronomer and astrophysicist 🔭 My assistant is Dr. Darcy Lewis Odinson ⚡ // Radiant Parody ✨ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔭 Written by #BoneHead ✨ #Marvel #Parody 🔭 RT

"I've got this completely under control." ⚔️ Sif ⚔️ Queen of Asgard ⚔️ Married to my love @AsgardBrute ⚔️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ⚔️ Written by #BoneHead ⚔️ #Marvel #Avengers #Parody ⚔️ RT

"How far are we allowed to fix something that's broken?" 🦇 NEW ACCOUNT 🦇 Dr. Michael Morbius 🦇 Biologist 🦇 Living Vampire 🦇 Married to Lena ❄ Northern Vampyre Elder // Radiant Parody 🦇 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🦇 Written by #BoneHead 🦇 #Morbius #Marvel #Parody 🦇 RT

"Til the end of the line." 🇺🇲 Captain Steve Rogers 🛡️ Captain America 🇺🇲 Works for the SSR 🛡️ Taken by Natasha Romanov // #Radiant Parody 🇺🇲 Best pal Sgt. Bucky Barnes. Parody. 🛡️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🇺🇲 Written by #BoneHead 🛡️ #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🇺🇲 RT

"A chief's work is never done." 🛡️ Flipped account 🛡️ Chief Daniel Sousa 🛡️ Chief of the SSR 🛡️ Married to @ProxyDame 🛡️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🛡️ Written by #BoneHead 🛡️ #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🛡️ RT

"Actually, your club's terrible and I'm never coming back." 🍸 Flipped account 🎬 Howard Stark 🔬 Founder of Stark Industries 🍸 Inventor, Film maker 🎬 Works with the SSR 🔬 Married to Marilyn Monroe Presley 💄💎 // Radiant Parody. 🍸 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🎬 Written by #BoneHead 🔬 #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🍸 RT

"Fix me? Why would I want to be fixed? I have never felt more powerful in my entire life!" 💄 NEW ACCOUNT 🎬 Whitney Frost 🔬 Scientist and actress 💄 Taken by @FatalMobster 🎬 Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔬 Written by #BoneHead 💄 #Marvel #Noir #Parody 🎬 RT

"That's your mistake. This is my world." 🚘 NEW ACCOUNT 🔫 Jakob Toretto 🚘 Master thief and assassin 🔫 Brother of Dominic Toretto. Parody and Mia O'Connor. Parody. 🚘 Part of Mi Familia Hub // Parody 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🚘 #FastAndFurious #Parody 🔫 RT

"Sometimes the world no longer needs a hero. Sometimes what it needs... is a monster." ⚔️ Flipped account ⚔️ Vlad the Impaler ⚔️ Dracula ⚔️ Married to @VampyreLegacy ⚔️ Part of Avengers HQ. Parody. ⚔️ Written by #BoneHead ⚔️ #Underworld #Dracula #Marvel #Parody ⚔️ RT

"Dom, your team is like our Suicide Squad. Only with unlimited funding." 🔫 Flipped Account 🔫 Little Nobody 🔫 Deputy Director of WEA 🔫 Taken by Lexus Toretto 💋 // Radiant Parody 🔫 Part of Mi Familia Hub // Parody Avengers HQ. Parody. 🔫 Written by #BoneHead 🔫 #FastSaga #Marvel #Parody 🔫 RT