Blake Wexler 🫵

FUCK

It really doesn’t get better than Chip. Watch the premiere of his first special tonight on YouTube at 8pm ET: youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU?si…

We must protect our Borders!

To Hideo NoHo & Jack O'Brien: It’s obviously impossible for me to answer every message I receive, but I did see your texts and please know that I really appreciate all of your kind words about how “crucial” I’ve become to the show.

My in-laws have this candle looking like a Marcel The Shell habitat

I fucking love shit like this

I know I’ve said this a million times, but fishing is not hard. Just like other absurd hobbies like photography and playing the drums, it’s total bullshit. Today I caught two fish at the same time. And I don’t even know WTF I’m doing. It’s the easiest thing in the world.

I’m disgusting.

Oh dear god wtf this is a place of business

Second-guessing every decision I've ever made is the best way to fall asleep! 🎥: Blake Wexler 🫵, "Daddy Long Legs"

I hope to Heavenly Father the video of this episode gets released

Come see me in Wayne, PA on the 29th of September (year of our lord) at the phenomenal venue of 118 North. The tickets are $10 for some reason and you can buy them here: tixr.com/groups/118nort…

This was one of my favorite signs from College Gameday

Fantastic fan, horrible haggler 🦅 #gobirds #philadelphia #philadelphiaeagles #fleamarket #philly #comedian #phillyphilly #phillysports

Can not believe I’m about to watch this shit

I am at an all time low in paid subscribers, this is a great time to trade five bucks for fun basketball emails

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