Oh. Oh Noes! Looks like we have quite the shake-up! Here are the categories in effect for this week: Renly: The Best King Robb: The Worst King Stannis: The Beggar King Robert B: The Burger King Robert B: King of Beers Aerion: Best if Kingsford Any Millennial: Should get a Job

Absolutely.

People ask me all the time: "BryndenBFish, what podcasts do you listen to?" Well I am a big fan of my friends "Future Of Westeros," "Stannis' Toes," the wonderful duo TruthandDornish & styrofoam_chair_boy @ "Boys Going Trebuchet" and Eggwhitegirl & LordArthur at "X-Ray Westeros"

I'm calling GRRM today to insist Dragonbinder be retconned into a saxophone.

This coming groundhog day, ask yourself one question: If the Shadow Tower doesn't see its shadow does Westeros receive six fewer weeks of winter?

Delete your account. Happy Thanksgiving!

1 hr until I punch play on my 1983 boombox, toss it on my shoulder and go for a jog. We are locked and loaded with Wham's Last Christmas. Its important to get your neighborhood in the spirit early Too soon? Turn the volume down? Haha i broke that knob off 3 decades ago, Scrooge.

reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comme… WINDS IS DUE ANY MINUTE NOW. REPENT.

Are liberal unions the scourge of Uncle Sam's country? Undoubtedly. But times have changed. We must recognize the greater godless threat that is AI. This is why I, BryndenBFish, currently grit my teeth and support unions in their quest to defeat the true soulless communist agenda

I would have wished you all a Merry Christmas, but I was too busy spending this Christmas with the person who matters most: Leslie Nielsen.