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you may be old but are you 23?

i hate when i ask someone a question and theyre like "google it" NO i want YOUR specific input because i love you

so funny how jacob collier is maybe the greatest musical mind the world has ever seen and yet the music he makes sucks ass

every single crowdwork comedy clip ive seen has been forced upon me and every single one makes me want to KMS

and on the 6th day god said let them make $15 an hour

IF YOU RESELL VINTAGE TEES FOR LIKE 60 BUCKS U COUNT WHEN I SAY ACAB

need a sugar mommy so bad

another day another abuse of my pretty privilege for personal gain

saying "im buying a gun" whenever something upsets me has actually been very healing.

so funny when the treadmill has that pathetic little fan. u dont know the power of my heat.

i just wanna be normal about oneeeee thing like just one little aspect of being alive that im not an obsessive anxious freak about PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

im literally so good at my job that it has confused my bosses and my co-manager to the point where they're all coming in for my shift next week to sit there and watch me work so they can understand how im doing this

i would fall victim to sirens soooooo easily lmao my ass is ramming this ship STRAIGHT into those rocks

just remembered i have amazing friends and can make art and those r the only things that matter in this life

This is the correct response.

begging my psychiatrist to prescribe me a month long stay by the seaside

lexapro again :(

reddit is so insane sometimes like why are u, a grown ass man, posting ur argument with ur wife on amitheasshole like maybe talk to her????