Chaotic Good is more dangerous than Lawful Evil. Stop kidding yourselves about the Good next to the Chaos thing. Disruption of the Order of Society will lead to disordered evil which is much worse than ordered evil. Dungeons and Dragons is Law vs Chaos. #2alignmentsystem

I have been moved to a new cell. Definitely under duress here, not traveling.

When I made that back cover design, I dreamed this would happen. So excited to see it The Dark Brotherhood is always watching

Death is not a fail state in TTRPGs. Seeing it as such reflects our own egotism. Are the Allied fallen at Normandy failures? Did they “lose”? I walked this cemetery two years ago with my wife and children. It was the most solemn moment of my life. It didn’t dissuade my son from

The answer to Fermi’s Paradox is not nuclear war or disease or genetic mutations. It is Equity. We cannot leave this planet if the herd must keep pace with the weakest members. Success must be admired. Victory must be admired. And we all need silver jumpsuits

I make posts about this book that explains high school drama. People ignore it. Then I see my friends arguing about who is talking to who behind who’s back. Sigh… With the internet, high school never ends

This will be my zombie apocalypse weapon

The female desire to travel 3000 miles to shop for knick knacks and cheap jewelry continues to mystify me. There is a 700 year old structure with rich history within 50 meters, they are looking intently at sterling silver junk… Can anyone explain this to me?

& here's the arctic surface map, if u don't believe me! #oldschoolessentials #dungeonsanddragons #DnD

Another day, another prison cell. They appear to be preparing for ritual magic. Will my torment ever end…

My captors let me walk the walls for exercise and fresh air. Perhaps soon I can seize a sloop and escape.

Aided by a fat thief named Horatio, I have escaped my captors and I am headed out to sea to begin the long odyssey home. I hope Horatio can be trusted…

Horatio has betrayed me. I must flee from the guards down these dark streets. Where can I turn for safety? Is this the end of the Chubby Funster?

I learned much on my adventures. Seeing distant lands is good for the soul.

This captures my journey pretty accurately

Ridley Scott may have fallen off, but he absolutely NAILED the “blue collar workers in space” vibe for Alien.

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Over time, Corpos make games worse because they want more market share. So they reduce difficulty, they smooth out the rough edges, they dumb it down. They ruin the joy of the game: overcoming a challenge. Unlike video games where you have to just accept what they give you, D&D

Just Say No to Touchscreens #CassetteFuturism

Firefly/Serenity is goofy and awkward at times. It is also excellent, must-see, and timeless. It presents a fresh take on the space frontier and a classic rugged masculinity that shelters those under its care. It also has incredible quotes. I aim to misbehave.