btw ja morant is currently +2500 to win mvp which is my favorite future bet on the board right now

absolutely unhinged that the only thing they’re willing to do to offer a reprieve from school shootings in this country is summer vacation

instead of asking guys if they’re single girls should be asking “is there anyone who would currently be upset if they saw our text thread”

los angeles: what, and i cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck

btw kamala has been clear and vocal about her stance on gun control (pro) so if you vote for no other reason this fall please vote to stop this hellscape that is school shootings being regularly scheduled programming

we don’t have to live like this. it’s a choice our lawmakers are making every day.

i’m gonna get back to fun lighthearted sports tweets soon i swear but this country is making me feel insane ???

him: i bet she's thinking about other guys me: *thinking about these other guys specifically* youtube.com/watch?v=FHGc-z…

it is wildly unethical to unknowingly record someone on a date and also, my god i would’ve gotten some GOLD on a few of mine if i had

forget getting an education they are definitely getting possessed in this haunted ass structure

community notes are the last bastion of good on this website

i just know in my heart some guy sending me a 👀 emoji is about to accidentally get got by this feature