A stunning tribute to the patron saint of urinary tract infections 🙏🏻❤️

🎵 That’s what my hearth Yearns for now🎵

Bit harsh

Sudden spluttering outrage at the fact I was sacked from John Menzies, Kirkcaldy, in 1993 because there had been complaints about my appearance. Me: “My appearance?” Manager: “There is an air of…turmoil”. AN AIR OF TURMOIL.

Wall in a heretical 12th century Spanish monk.

He got some of Australia’s least bonzer slags banged up

Walz saying he won a Chamber of Commerce award when it was actually a Junior Chamber of Commerce award and then correcting when the error was pointed out reminds me of when Trump said he won the 2020 election when actually he lost, and then incited a mob to murder Mike Pence.

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

Hope.

♫All the Steves are Brown (all the Steves are Brown) And this Guy is Gray (and this Guy is Gray)♫

Bit harsh.

Oasis?!?!?!! More like “Drought”!!! 546K Reposts 4.2M Likes

For the love of Christ just tell us it’s sold out and let us get on with the hoovering

I GOT TICKETS!!! (for the Halloween Spooktacular® at Yarmouth Hippodrome)

Simpler days, wonderful times. RIP Brian Trueman

why does noel edmonds always look as if he’s in the middle of coordinating a mainland terrorist atrocity

51 today. Egregious.

dear goddy-wod, please make everyone forget all about my rapey-wapes 🙏🏻