We have continuously called for transparency regarding the management of waiting lists at Children's Health Ireland (CHI), particularly regarding systemic issues with patient data. Hospital boards and their management are directly responsible for ensuring the accuracy and

If you take the first letter of the second word of every sentence where the second letter isn't a consonant divide the result by two and execute a classic caesar cipher shift is spells out SALAH ANNOUNCE

I take it all back. I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.* *If the weird cunts keep making content like this.

What the actual fuck is occurring on the right side of her groin?!

A guff merchant. A spoofer. A charlatan. This concludes my channelling of Eamon Dunphy.

A far far better definition of irony than Alanis Morissette managed in her magnum opus is to consider that the people who lamented the 'coarsening of public discourse' on the back of Orange Man Bad's stint as prez are now all openly wishing death on said Orange Man Bad.

Beckinsale

"Politicians are all cunts, Trev."

fuck sake...c'mon...

Just give the team out in text form, lads. You’ve absolutely fucked it again. Tremendously daft graphic.

Jota sitter and two off the bar from Mo. Could be home and hosed.

After all the moaning about Nike, I will say this kit is the dog’s bollox.

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that that Tsimikas shot is the single most appalling thing I’ve ever seen with my eyeballs.

Fair play to the lunatic on the PA system who hasn’t stopped roaring maniacally for 80 minutes

Finally, some profound anthropological insight. I feel seen.

WE GROW AGAIN

There’s more chilli.

Y’know when you’re on holiday and your t-shirt is sweaty and you just decide to buy one in one of those resort shops but the only ones they have are ugly gaudy affairs with colours that shouldn’t be put together? That’s the Man City kit.

Recency bias has Ali and Trent in for Clem and Neal in my mind but other than that he's nailed it and honestly, I couldn't argue with a keeper with 5 league titles and 3 European Cups and a right back withEIGHT titles and FOUR European Cups. This team would win EVERYTHING

Missed the boat, mountain nonce.