My favorite thing is that stanning Dolly Parton has become such a part of my identity that multiple people message me about Dolly merch and I love it.

The question: The answer:

i actually would like us to adopt calling people & things ohio (derogatory). the gen alphas kinda hit with that one icl

whoever needs to hear this, taylor swift doesn’t give a fuck if you’re mad she’s at the chiefs game tonight

Two headlines from today… This is why we don’t trust you and prefer the bear.

If I ever best the chemical imbalance in my brain, it’s over for you hoes.

Bluey (and Cara)

sharp enough to kill all the dads brads and chads

Abused kids are not violent. They are far more likely to be re-victimized than become perpetrators of abuse.

I’m getting this HOA be damned

The way I could ram my foot up a man’s ass in these boots 🔥

Also, I have his soaps and they’re AMAZING. You should 100% get them.

First of all, I’m a delight

obsessed with the determination on this guys face like he is there on a mission to spread his truth

Update: she wore it for 6 hours and making her take it off was a small drama because I wouldn’t let her sleep in it 🙃

Duchess Sexpert

People need to be A LOT less comfortable commenting on other people’s health. It seems like social media made this SO MUCH worse. It doesn’t matter what ADA-approved resources you would use *if* you had a condition; each person is legally entitled to use whatever ADA-protected

In the ultimate white woman move, I have acquired a 4’ tall pumpkin spice latte dog toy (despite my distain for anything pumpkin flavored), so I am now the final boss Ashleighee.

I a dinosaur, a Labrador, and a giant latte

I just learned that wombats literally twerk predators to death.