The MAGA world is complaining the ABC moderators fact-checked Trump 5 times last night. Dude, he literally lied 5 times in this 60-second answer alone…

When asked whether Deshaun Watson will play Sunday in light of the new sexual assault lawsuit, #Browns coach Kevin Stefanski said: “Who?”

Lane Thomas over his last 17 games: .333 avg 17 hits 3 HRs 5 doubles 10 RBI 3 steals #ForTheLand

This is what was happening in Trumplandia last night. Wonder what color the sky was there last night.

Not enough attention on this part of Deshaun Watson’s contract. Looks like the #Browns can void the deal if he simply gets suspended again.

Regarding this ridiculous Springfield story (which is MAGA’s new East Palestine)… The Haitian immigrants are not illegal. They’re in this country legally. If you’re MAGA, you don’t know this. You also probably don’t care. Because you’re lost.

Never been anything more MAGA than Trump screaming, “THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS, THEY’RE EATING THE CATS,” and instead of slinking out of the room, they’re doubling down & trying to prove it. $100 says if Trump wins, HHS Secretary RFK Jr. commissions a study on windmill cancer.

Trump on whether he’ll do another debate:

I’ve obtained exclusive video of the incident…

Trump talking about how California has become hell on earth… while standing in front of a beautiful ocean vista. Also, why in the world is he campaigning in California? (I know he has a fundraiser tonight, but why go early? This campaign is even dumber than his last two.

Just saw this post of mine from summer of 2022. I simply can’t believe how bad Watson is now. I had big problems with the price and the baggage, but I never thought he would suck. (And what they did to Baker.) He literally looks like a different player.

Okay, I’ll say it… Lane Thomas is the #Guardians’ best player right now. #FortheLand

For those saying Mahomes’ pass was a Hail Mary… nope. With a Hail Mary, the QB throws it without an intended receiver. Mahomes threw a dime on the run to an open Rashee Rice, who got hammered before the ball got there. No question the right call.

If somebody knows of a play-by-play guy — ever — who calls a big home run better than Hammy, I’d love to hear him. #ForTheLand

#Guardians magic numbers: Playoffs: 3 (DET) Division: 7 (KC) First-round bye: 7 (HOU) #ForTheLand

Nothing will ever be funnier than Elon Musk trying to convince us that Twitter is the world’s greatest haven for free speech… once you shell out 8 bucks a month.

Trump claims he’s a champion of Israel, yet half his supporters appear to be Holocaust deniers. This is what he’s foisted upon this country. Right now, America is the worst version of itself.

If you’re a #Guardians fan, this is a MUST watch from Kevin Millar, RyanDempster & Siera Santos on Intentional Talk! #ForTheLand

The #Guardians lost Shane Bieber. Triston McKenzie & Logan Allen were sent down. Their other starters have been disappointing. (Except for Ben Lively, who wasn’t supposed to be a starter.) They don’t really score a lot of runs. I don’t get it, but I love it! #ForTheLand

Holy shit. John Kennedy should be expelled for this. What an incredible asshole.