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Eli McCann

@elimccann

Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: itjustgetsstranger.com

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Utah Twitter, make this trend. The legislature has engaged in unbelievable deceptive practices to put this on our ballot and trick all of us into giving up our rights. Regardless of your political persuasions, let's all be as loud about this as possible. Vote no on amendment D.

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Utah, the time for righteous fury is now. What the legislature has done is so deceptive I'm honestly shocked by it. This measure was opposed by legislators from both parties. This is a nonpartisan issue. Amendment D is a substantial restriction on *everyone's* right to be heard.

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In Nov. Utahns will get to vote on a constitutional amendment that would ensure the Legislature's power to repeal or amend any ballot initiative. But will they know what they're voting on? Even Republicans are calling it "deceptive" and "misleading." sltrib.com/news/politics/…

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My husband just left for a community council meeting and he took with him a protein shake and a giant Stanley cup and that's how I know he means business.

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Last night it stormed for several hours and my dog had to completely lay over my face for comfort, so I'm basically an empath and therapist at this point. Please give me an honorary degree

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I keep having these moments where I see people I don't know and suddenly feel a surge of compassion and I want them to know they are loved. I know this is cheesy and stupid. But it is sincere. I hope you know you are loved. Please share these sentiments with others.

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Can someone please help my eight year-old dog understand that every time my husband hugs me it is not a violent attack for which I need immediate protection?

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Just finished hosting our very fun fundraiser for ⁦Brian S. King⁩ (all of my friends are just out of the frame and we are so popular, etc. etc. etc.). thank you so much to those of you who showed up and ate our crappy pizza and talked with us. I love you so much.

Just finished hosting our very fun fundraiser for ⁦<a href="/KingForUtah/">Brian S. King</a>⁩ (all of my friends are just out of the frame and we are so popular, etc. etc. etc.). 

thank you so much to those of you who showed up and ate our crappy pizza and talked with us. I love you so much.
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Sara was surprised when she walked into a political fundraiser I was hosting and saw my husband eating a watermelon popsicle. And then he gave her one. I'm telling you people. This is his entire life.

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People came to our fundraiser tonight and they were surprised to see Skylar eating watermelon popsicles and I am begging you people to understand that I am not exaggerating this addiction.

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I woke up at 3 AM and saw my husband reading something on his phone so I asked what he was doing and he said "I'm reading about Catherine Parr, the last wife of Henry the eighth. I just got really curious about her."

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Great work. I genuinely gasped when I read the ballot language drafted by the legislature. It is truly wild how deceptive legislative leadership is being.