I don’t think they’re chanting “hire Napier” in Gainesville lol

It’s so over.

The Republican ticket so far today: 1. VP candidate goes on CNN admits the cat dog thing he quadrupled down on was made up. Looks like an ass. 1. Prez candidate- hold my beer - I hate Taylor Swift! They’re trying to lose

Your option to fill in Trump or Vance

Trump campaign aide: Sir, we are up against an unprecedented gender gap with female voters. Trump: I’ll announce I hate Taylor Swift Trump campaign aide: Masterful gambit, Sir.

#MAGA definitely do not try to buy any TS tickets. TYIA

Pro tip: never bet. Pro tip: especially “parlays” shown on tv with brutally bad odds.

I love Taylor Swift. Her music makes me happy. End of story.

Easy SNF. Bears are for real if they win in Houston tonight.

What??

The least funny person on the planet now says his tweet about Harris was a joke. Here’s a joke: the $TSLA Board of Directors.

PSA You are about to relentlessly Future Proofed until morale improves

The Jackson Three™️ Too soon?

"I think Elon uses Twitter wisely" -Tesla Chair Robyn Denholm I am open to evidence that the unchecked and redpilled CEO is not actively destroying the Tesla brand.

Dow, all-time high. 🇺🇸 CNBC

Kirk Cousins on the road in prime time. That's a portfolio strategy that's been back tested!

this is incredible -- please take 10 minutes

How about now

"Where do I sign up to place my company's ads next to Elon's funny assassination jokes?" - every corporate chief marketing officer

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