Oh man I’m like an hour behind. Are shenanigans afoot?

DA School 101 - as a prosecutor, you don’t represent the victim, you represent the State. Big difference.

No im sorry if you pull an unethical tactic to try to put my client in jail that’s VERY personal.

STG it costs me well into 6 figures a year not to go there (except one case where this doesn’t apply because of reasons) and im reminded daily what a great choice that was.

Brooo come on, I saw the thread. Don’t bullshit me about what you were trying to do haha.

YSL witness shoots his shot at an attractive investigator and asks for her to be the one to supervise him at his hotel tonight 💀💀

You look thirty.

Hope Syracuse loses but that flag was crap.

“Your honor before I ask this question im just going to assure you it’s highly relevant under the very low bar relevance and strenuously object if it’s excluded.”

I don’t like jail calls (as opposed to in person) but when I have to sometimes I’ll say some really out of pocket shit just to find out who listened.

I find the sanding defense much more potentially persuasive than the monk lol.

Not wading into the substance at all (I’m pro choice all the way down) just want to say if someone actually IS a “lying piece of shit” you should be able to say so regardless of your career or their gender.

One of the best part of the Brethren was the discussion of SCOTUS porn day due to that standard lol.

No actually, you won’t be doing a “prayer circle surrounding the courthouse in memory of the victim” on the first day of jury selection in my case but I genuinely appreciate the effort.