Voting for whichever candidate tells me that there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese

You are prowling thrift stores and auction sites for cool stuff you can resell for $$$. I am prowling thrift stores and auctions sites for cool stuff that I will hang on my walls and fill my shelves with while my wife rolls her eyes. We are not the same

That horse's name? Vincent van Gogh

Camping

Middle son suggests we get a figure of Chris Pratt to include in our Nativity scene this Advent “since he’s in everything these days”

Parish graffiti.

That time when Burne-Jones took time away from all the pre-Raphaeliting to draw dragon school for tiny dragon tots

Reading comprehension.

Look, my kids are not experts and you should know that, New York Post

The way Confirmation prep is structured in most parishes absolutely makes it understandable why so many kids treat it as “Catholic graduation” and just nope out afterwards

Why does Mr Beast always smile like this