youtu.be/P027oGJy2n4 I just wanna be naked And masturbate all day at home

You're someone's reason to masturbate Or day drink Either way, it's all good!

Pros of dating me: I'll never steal your fries! Cons of dating me: my husband won't like you!

My husband told me off for drinking all the wine so now I have to find a new husband

Men who really listen are sexy AF! My husband: what?

I'm really happy being single! Unfortunately my husband doesn't agree.

My husband said we should go out and have some fun together And we laughed and we laughed, ordered pizza and fell asleep watching a film So I guess that counts? Please tell me it counts!

Went out yesterday and bumped into my rapist who enjoys fucking with my head by dancing in front of me down the pub and grinning, sending his friends over to annoy me and my husband. I lost it. I kicked him in the balls and punched the wall (broken hand!) I cannot deal anymore!

Wearing my best undies every day just in case I ever have sex again... or get run over

Get in loser we're off to slip into a coma

Found a random pair of boxer shorts on the floor in my upstairs hallway which apparently DO NOT belong to any of the 3 men living in my house. They're going to have to stay there until they decompose because I AM NOT EVER, EVER, EVER GOING TO PICK THEM UP! 😂

Hey there Tuesday, I've seen no boobs yet except my own and I can see them any day tbh. Sort it out!

Life needs more slow dances in the kitchen...and more headbanging in the bedroom

And it happened again. Husband had to be removed by bouncers and he hurt my female friend who was protecting me. The guy is a sadistic psychopath who likes hurting women.

Bazinga (*not just a screen name) Yeah, it sucks to be taunted by your rapist and his friends every time you leave the house for the last five years. Sorry it's not your fault that I'm offloading on you!!

I'm not in a good place atm. I don't even want to get out of bed, let alone leave the house. And if I do, please let it be somewhere my rapist won't be!