I think I might me the perfect Oasis fan: -Have seen them as a group, but also as solo bros -Think the feud is funny, does not care who wins -Would like to see them, but is not holding her breath -Black (not relevant, but still a cool thing to be)

He’s currently shooting a film where he plays Chester A Arthur, in case you were wondering why his face has that whole thing going on

Omgggggg x.com/jillhopkins/st…

I would also like it if someone paid my bills

XTINA???? AGUILLERA??? THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 43 YEAR OLD GENIE IN A BOTTLE????!???!??!?????

I’m not new to this, I’m true to this. It struck me, in the middle of the breakdown in “Evenflow” that I’ve been seeing this band live for THIRTY YEARS.

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There’s got to be a story behind “Sushi Blanco” and I would like to hear it.

Gassy wife, gassy life!

Do you think John Cena knows that because his account follows SO MANY people, he also follows SO MANY of the worst people you’ve ever seen in your life?

It is 4:48am I am in a Lyft home,but am also as sober as anyone in my steez could be. I have never looked forward to reading anything when I get home in my life.

OKAY MISTER BILES!!! #BearDown

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God damn. The man straight up dropped The Reynolds Pamphlet 2024😬

Once again, we don’t actually know any of these people. How can a stranger be so confident about what another stranger is doing and with whom?