“Despite being a prosperous middle class neighbourhood, Brixton is totally unliveable somehow. We’ll therefore let black people live there subsidised so by the time our grandchildren are adults it’ll be full of the things the middle class value most: chicken shops and weed.”

“Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!” “Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!” “Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!” “Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!” “Row 7 seat 24, LOUDER, JA? Gut” “Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!” “Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!” “Fußball, fußball ja ja ja!”

Remember as you’re being victimised, your lifeblood pooling on the uneven potholed pavement of an “underfunded” municipality, that the real negative outcome of the situation is that the Right might be Emboldened by your death.

The collective time spent dealing with cookie popups must now amount to many human lifetimes. Whoever made them mandatory is, in a very real sense, a mass murderer.

Taxation is less of a threat to London as an attractive city than the crime increasingly inflicted upon normal people by our policy of warehousing the most dysfunctional people in the world in the city centre

If you see someone smoking in a beer garden, no you didn’t.

The British State is, by and large, a mechanism whose primary purpose is to ensure that Indigenous British children are harmed.

Outsiders’ takes on Britain are so universally inaccurate that it’s genuinely humbled me into never forming strong opinions on any other country.

This image went viral on leftist twitter years ago accompanied by countless “I’m screaming, they really said ‘the smell’!” captions and the more high IQ members of the community had to hurriedly explain what Imperial Japan was.

Why are the “Windrush Generation” venerated if we’ve “always been a nation of immigrants”. ?