Me in complete avoidance mode about the APT report I need to finish today– 'I wonder what it would take to fit a low pro (choc) split ortho keyboard onto a Framework laptop.'

Sean Wright Our update was posted Thursday & we didn’t even know about the Uber issue until this morning. Y’all really need to let up on the conspiracy theories. Moreover, we didn’t “fess up,” we ran an incident to ground to make sure our customers were safe. That’s how IR versus PR works.

I'm honored to be able to speak on the same stage after the person who inspired me to dive deeper into system internals in the early 2000s. @MarkRussinovich, thank sir for all the inspiration! @Binarly_io would not exist if I did not get your book in my hands two decades ago.

'Her eyes were cobalt red...' #Metador #LABScon22

Ok so the SentinelOne portal on the Uber screenshots didn’t make sense…. There’s another EDR logo in the screenshots I think ….

Excited to share some personal news! This academic year, in the spring semester, I’ll be coming back to teach my “Lies, Damned Lies, and Disinformation“ course at my alma mater Johns Hopkins SAIS at the The Alperovitch Institute institute. twitter.com/olgs7/status/1…

Congratulations, Ron DeSantis. You’ve found a new, genuinely inhuman low. Here’s hoping for civil and criminal repercussions.

Do you want an operating system, or do you want an adventure

This is the future liberals want.

Ten years after attending Ekoparty as my first infosec conference, I'm honored to come back as a speaker. Time to address the reporting gap in LatAm.

Whitney Merrill Why wait? twitter.com/ddd1ms/status/…

I'm excited to share the story of Sysinternals, how it started and where it's going, as well as meet with luminaries of the cybersecurity community:

I'm overjoyed to see Katie🌻Moussouris (she/her)'s hard work and success shared in its broadest context. A lifetime ago, we talked about her startup as a glimmer in the eye. Today, we proudly welcome Luta Security as a Platinum sponsor to #LABScon22
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Sure, thaddeus e. grugq 🌻 wrote a very thoughtful and interesting newsletter but what I want to know is.. WHERE DO I BUY THIS THING?

Super proud to welcome Morgan Adamski as our inaugural #LABScon22 Keynote!

I have a high stress tolerance but it’s not ‘5 seasons of Handmaid’s Tale’-high.

Man, dealing with Sears repair today was like riding a time machine back to the days of ‘someone will be there between 8AM to 5PM’ to ultimately be stood up by a guy who didn’t feel like finding parking. #Nostalgia

Unbelievable grace.