Ok hold ur horses buddy😂😂

“im lowkey getting really goated at dress to empress” -guy who is so unemployed he should be put down

does anyone wanna play DDR with me

missing Mx. Coop so bad i might die im really gonna have to ship that shit all the way cross the pacific one day…

rewatching shinjuku boys is like a salve to the cracks of the straightish ftm life….

Soooo fucking drunk at black lives matter plaza rn

father-son pilgrimage to the motherland would save me. im tryna become one of those northern norweigan village farmers again fr

honestly being a coked up long distance truck driver sounds lit as fuck

i will wear new rocks to my wedding i dont even care

Every place ever is drenched in beauty. Especially that one place u think sucks

Mom theyre making my block hot on twitter again

*two dogs walk into a bar* The microchip within me that short circuits when i try to read a book in order: Waiter! Waiter! Chapter 6 and then Chapter 13 and then Chapter 2 and then Chapter 5 please! Socialism If It Was A Beer: If socialism was a beer

buying a synth on facebook marketplace for $50 is literally better than getting head

Pentagon pentagon box:

was told im such a trans ally while playing bouncer simulator in real life

when bro crashes out off the galaxy gas and honey pack at the two man and that fine shyt starts acting demure😭

Oomf said my bedroom looks bicurious ?