Uhhh yeah I’m actually going on strike too!!!

Lucky to be here ❤️

I am way too bratty for the corporate white elephant party

Do people that are dating that look like siblings KNOW that they look like siblings?

Tomorrow is going to be the worst day of my life

If you think I won’t press this little bitch, think again

Yes I am a graphic designer and yes I still google “how to” videos nearly every day. It’s called being resourceful

“Make it juicy like Lauryn’s ass” is the best thing I’ve heard today

I would love to know anyone’s thought process when they get a face tattoo 🤣

Bronchitis with a weak bladder is crazy

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Taylor Swift needs to work with a new producer. Everything she releases now is so stale. Let’s get some people in her life to tell her “no” to some of these lyrics 🫶🏻

Mean opinions to myself, mean opinions to myself, Mean opinions to myself, mean opinions to myself, Mean opinions to myself, mean opinions to myself, Mean opinions to myself, mean opinions to myself

I hunted you now you gather me

How am I expected to get up and go to work when it’s a rainy day?

We gotta make like your personality and split

There are two types of people in this world: good people, and people that don’t return their shopping carts

The devil has enough advocates

I’m my favorite girlie. Why would I ever deny myself something?

There’s this “which room are you napping in” trend and it’s a slide show of all these AMAZING rooms and I take that shit SERIOUSLY when it comes up on my FYP

Finding your significant other is either luck or settling