sagittarius, cook pasta tonight.

i need a bf who can eat a ton so anything i can’t finish goes to him my beautiful little trash can my baby dumpster my lovely compost bin

Page from Hannah Höch’s scrapbook, 1933

Watched someone vacuum crumbs in a pastry display case with a tiny vacuum and just as I’m thinking “nice” in my head my bf turns to me and says “I bet you loved that shit.” To be seen is to be loved

Cover the nation in AloeVera Lord

The USA with Between 3 and 500 Edges

u laugh but this ingenuity is what leads to some of the best art you’ve ever heard . id be honored to be a part of what he makes

When the NYPD has lost the NY Post. 👀

Absolutely surreal seeing it look this clean

Elmo, he is scrappy and can handle anything you throw at him

the only way im gonna own a home

REBEL RIDGE

i need a trade to learn. i want to be told i’m shit and grow to master my craft.

Me every tweet:

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I’ve taken drugs and will awaken in 14 hours