WE'RE IN‼️ We've officially clinched a playoff spot!

my parents went to the Kansas state fair and found the union table and the Harris-Walz folks 🙂‍↕️

you know what vaccines cause? you not to get whooping cough

apparently my fave gay prof got a mullet, should I do the same

sinners in the hands of an angry twitter

the worst part of today is that after the game I have to come home and brief con law cases for a discussion on Roe to Dobbs

If there’s one thing Ashley Hatch is definitely going to do, she’s going to bury a pk!

I am at my 3rd game at Audi Field in 41.5 hours and gender? I hardly know her! 🍉 left this for me as a gift at media check-in, which is equally funny and kind

clinnched 🥰🫶🏼

thought someone had stolen my trash can again but one of my roommates had just brought it in from the curb... which happens about as often as they've been stolen tbh

Police in Long Island, N.Y. targeted and arrested a Palestine solidarity activist for wearing a keffiyeh under Nassau County’s “Mask Transparency Act.” Those who violate the 'mask ban' face a misdemeanor charge punishable by up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

really feeling the cuffing season vibes all of a sudden, who wants to get in a relationship I can’t invest in and don’t have time for?? it’ll be fun I promise

jail

Inbox: Washington Spirit have surpassed 150,000 in attendance this season for the first time ever. Per the club, they're the first non-west coast #NWSL club to pull it off. 10 of the top 15 attendance figures in Spirit history have happened in 2024's 11 home games.

wikipedia dark mode is a game changer

bostock v. clayton county

bruen and dobbs having been released one day apart is buck wild