Loving the first look at the new ETown Augmented crew! #yeg #yegchoir #yegmusic Choir Alberta #Eastwood

Out for dinner - need to tweet this #firstdate happening behind me!!!

1: "okay, I know we just met, and I'm being super quite, but I need to get something off my chest so we can enjoy our evening..." #firstdate

1: I have this friend, and we have awkward silences so I don't go on long trips with her so it's not awkward. So we just got back from Vegas

1: and the trip was fine, but she's like, not texting me back. And it wouldn't be a big deal, she's busy, but it was weird, you know?

1: and then it was like days of her not texting me back! when I get upset like that I start crying and I can't stop, you know? #first date

1: by the time the trip was over, it was like, not okay, and now I don't know what to do! We're like such could friends! #firstdate

1: buts it's probably not worth my time, because I'm better than that. You know? I mean you don't because we just met. #firstdate

1: but, can I just say one more thing?(While the other person wants to talk) I just don't like it when people are upset with me. #firstdate

1: because I don't deserve it. I deserve to have people like me. And I have lots of friends, so I should be bothered by this. #firstdate

1: I mean, we all have issues, but having friends isn't one of mine. #firstdate

When ppl can't talk about contraceptives without giggling, they don't deserve sex. #whyimsingle (was) #gaveitup #marriednow #hesverymature

Can't shut up during movies - I tell the characters to "look out!" When creepy music comes on. #whyimsingle (was) #marriednow #hehasearplugs

I rearrange the dishwasher after they load it. In front of them. So they learn. #whyimsingle (was) #marriednow #hesjuststoppedloadingit

This rain does not make for good hot tub weather! 😢#firstworldproblems. Solara Hot Tubs and Patio

When my inlaws are out in large crowded places and can't find each other they start "Kakaw"ing like large tropical birds. #MyFamilyIsWeird

My Dad tells characters in suspenseful movies to be careful. Ex. "Don't go in there!!! Can't you hear the scary music?!?!" #MyFamilyIsWeird

Just a reminder to turn your clocks back one hour this morning. Unless you're Jason Kenney - then turn them forward 30 years. #ableg

Well, the guitar playing shirtless rollerblader chap is cruising down Whyte, so I guess fuck you winter.