What’s Jim Howick doing in this painting hung in a 1500s Italian castle?

Laser beam just missing me in Italy. Get me next time you swine.

This is who we are as a country.

I bartend at 36 and write things all the time when and send them with all the confidence of someone far more talented than me with little to no results

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.

When I get depressed I play candy crush

Didn’t get any BFI funding for a film where I eat a load of chicken wings and start turning into a chicken in a kafkaesque manner so if anyone wants this, HMU because this could be one funny film

Is this not what he meant when Brecht said he wanted the theatre to have the “same fascinating reality” as a boxing ring.

Back on my grind next month with my first new work in 5 years. What does that mean? I don’t know, all I do know is it’ll be silly.

Doing LANCASHIRE FRINGE SHOW. Played the Continental years ago with a show. Funnily enough the last time was the time I lost my badger

What a time to be alive.

The Hot Honey trend is just Sweet Chili sauce for millennials fight me.

Yesterday’s gig in Leeds was so much fun! I don’t know why I took so much time off!

17 year old me at Barnsley College 20 years ago, doing a taped read of a play me and my friends Gary and Sinead wrote. Found all the footage. Don’t know what to do with it. This scene of me made me laugh though. And I thought I could make it as a serious actor lol 😂

The line up!

I don’t think I regret much in my life, but if I had a Time Machine I’d go back to 09 and start a YouTube prank show

Working on the new songs for the EnjoyTheShowUK WIP More and more i develop it, it’s just becoming a musical about how much of a raging boring narcissist I can be. Riveting stuff

Oh god. Trauma unlocked.

The comments are unreal. “Politics don’t belong in Shakespeare” Like, really? You want to shy your kids from politics take them to see Bluey or something. It’s a basically a play about taking a load of mdma, and fucking a donkey. But yeah, keep politics out of it.