One Chiswick Parody (more followers & funnier)
@onechiswick
Pro High Traffic Neighbourhoods. Keep Chiswick gridlocked. Priority for cars, esp SUVs. No to planters, safe streets. It all used to be perfect. Parodical.
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30-08-2020 14:55:39
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Thoughts and prayers from OneChiswick to Social Environmental Justice and our fellow pro-car, anti-cycling lobby groups who were hoping for revised guidelines on LTNs during the summer
This is what Social Environmental Justice and John Stewart mean by sacrificial roads. Pets need to be sacrificed for the greater good - 30 seconds saved getting to the A4.
OneChiswick denies that we placed a bet on the date when our political wing Joanna Biddolph will be reinstated by the Conservatives
OneChiswick denies that we recommended the consultants used by C. Lidgate Butchers for traffic modelling.
OneChiswick congratulates Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea for upholding the supremacy of SUVs parking anywhere, anytime. You are a model borough for SUV drivers everywhere.
OneChiswick totally supports John Stewart and proposes Lord Voldemort as the JK Rowling figure to oppose LTNs and bike lanes.
OneChiswick will be adding the question "Are you a fascist?" when people ask to join the OneChiswick Facebook group. Joanna Biddolph
OneChiswick and Social Environmental Justice reaction to this devastating news. This wouldn't have happened if Reform had been elected.
OneChiswick has spotted a mistake in this flyer from our political wing Joanna Biddolph It should of course say “Campaigning for Cars and our Community”
OneChiswick applauds West Dulwich Action Group for fundraising to help disadvantaged people - lawyers who may not be able to afford a skiing holiday unless they get their billable hours up. This is Social Environmental Justice in action!
This simply isn’t correct. The introduction of an LTN leads to an increase in noise from John Stewart Social Environmental Justice and Joanna Biddolph