I lost 14 friends and started spending a lot more time concerning myself with real housewives matters than I originally wanted to, I’m so Crystal Kung Minkoff

their pens 😍

Are you watching $WYAC …they certainly are! Watch closely before you miss it! 😻💋💋

“cooling cucumber” clay face mask smells like paint and feels like it’s burning my skin

Lana Del Rey is the original Katy Perry hater

I received a call advising tidal was sold & they made no money on the deal so all they could offer me was a million dollars. 😅💰🤣 but wait, there’s more! The lawyer advised that Desirat advised him that I HAD TO SIGN THE AGREEMENT IN 24 HOURS IF I WANTED THE 1MM or the “offer”

didn’t realize I boarded the wrong flight and now i’m in pheonix…….. im supposed to be in new york…………