暗くてAirPodsと間違えて石鹸持ってきてて死ぬ

He was terrified 😭

First time coming to the sea.

buenos días

Today is the only day you can retweet this

My goal is to spend no more than $7 from now until January

Why can't I go to the website of the company Toyota and order a car. Why must I go to the local Honest Jim's Horseshit Emporium and Haberdashery and waste 3 hours of my time

lol 4 items at the store is now $1,981.64 in this economy. Thanks Joe Biden

no way this mf got beef with a bird😭😭

BREAKING NEWS: Spider-Man 2 just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

"If Harris wins I'm moving to another country" Oh so you think people should be able to cross international borders to leave a political situation they don't want to be in? 🤔

Y’all like Trump cause he sound like y’all I get it now.

Castelia City, from Pokémon Black and White (2010)

been feeling like shrek with his ears down lately

Tame Impala was right. The less I know, the better

A work snitch has to be one of the worst things someone can be. No job is ever that serious