A win is a win 😭

Go to the zoo then

there were things i said years ago that i no longer agree with today. there were things i did years ago that i don't do anymore. no, i'm not two faced, i am simply growing and changing as i should be. as we all should be.

You’ll be going through the worst day of ur life and here come Apple randomly charging you $10 on top of it

Starting to realize most humans do not understand the concept that 2 things can be true at once. It’s like we’re inclined to either/or ways of thinking.

He did WHAT to Jeff Bezos??

bro went to Autozone for lunch

“I need a man that can handle me” Im sorry to inform you Mrs Sharon. We had to put your daughter down at the vet today. 💔 she was a good lil bitch but her condition needed to be handled 🕊️

Things That Do Not Exist: - Fate - Destiny - Karma - God Things That Are Delusional: - Ideologies, Religions - Principles Things That Are Real And Matter: - Options, Costs And Benefits - Upside Reward, Downside Risk - Consequences - Personal Loyalty - Strategies And Tactics

A very close call from Bayley

Lmaooooo feeling entitled to someone else’s money will always be crazy to me no matter how yall try to spin it

Y’all do the most lmaoo they virgins bc they don’t like one song 😭

What a performance. Maybe the best performance I’ve seen since I’ve been watching boxing.

That Nigga is livin like Larry omg

That’s my life philosophy in general, once somehow shows me who they are I believe them, it’s no opportunity for me to get got again

Speakin as a completely neutral party : the Jews might have this one I’m afraid

Find you somebody wit a bunch of pimples and get shit poppin

The classic "I'll fuck anyone after my time at Disney to stay relevant" tactic