BREAKING: Republicans are rushing several truckloads of "thoughts and prayers" to Winder, Georgia -- site of America's latest school shooting. A GOP spokesperson says truckloads of BOTH thoughts AND prayers are on the way, adding, "The good news is,... the gun is safe."

Thank a Republican.

Is Tucker Carlson on Putin's payroll?

"Buy American!"

NEW: In response to several recent tell-all publications from former staffers,... Melania has now released her memoir,... ... titled, "I Write Book".

Fox Host Casts Doubt on Tim Walz’s Masculinity Over,... Straw in Ice Cream Shake ‘The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.’ meidasnews.com/news/fox-host-…

But he's not on Putin's payroll or anything.

Speaking of China trying to buy influence . . . China paid Donald Trump $5,400,000 to lease a floor at Trump Tower during his four years in office.

It's funny to me that MAGA thinks the two of the best businessmen *ever* are Trump and Musk when the former has lost 78% of the value of Truth Social and the latter has lost 90% of the value of Twitter. Maybe they are not good judges of competence.

They are so stupid to not realize Putin did this to give his favorite lapdog Donald Trump a talking point at the next debate.

The man whose business has lost 78% of its value will appoint the man whose business has lost 90% of its value to make things run better. What could go wrong?

All the signs were there.

Elon Musk is a threat to national security

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Donald Trump just announced that he is going to adopt Project 2025’s policy to fire civil servants and hire political staff loyal only to Trump. Retweet to make sure all Americans are aware of Trump’s devious plans.

Trump has reduced many a “normal” Republican to a pathetic eunuch willing to seek opportunity to debase and humiliate themselves. Perhaps none more so than Rubio.

Republican Jesus loves the little children.

"Buy American. I did. Jared Kushner was the best purchase I ever made!"

Who's the demented old man NOW, Trumpsters? Former President Crazypants' response to a question about affordable childcare, word-for-word,... in its entirety:

Poor Grandpa. He says, right out loud,... that he's running against,... Joe Biden.

Former President Strangelove says... we're all going to die in a nuclear war unless he wins,... so nothing we are doing right now matters unless he runs the country.