🤣🤣🤣🤣 Walt Disney said '...and make sure it's some light in dat muthafucka this time'

Nino Brown might have been the most inclusive drug dealer of all time.

Now that JET Magazine is back what will happen to the legendary ‘Beauty of the Week’ JET’s new President @Daylongoff chimes in. JET

From Ep. JET Magazine- bit.ly/3rOxcxO

If you a G you'll send a follow up e-mail saying 'just wanted to spin the block here and see if you'd made a decision on hiring me or not'

‘Confess, Fletch’ available on Demand now!

This is for the people who show up 10 minutes, late sipping on the coffee that made them 10 minutes late

why do i see ppl that owe me money feeding they kids

Trevor Noah's final episode as host of #TheDailyShow will be Dec. 8: thr.cm/EmyGshc

This post is simply to flex that my mans made the jump from lotion to 'hand cream'. Goat milk at that. Dat boy BALLIN!!

My father is a 'Freedom Lawyer' who has been a lifelong civil rights activist, so this routine from Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi's Father Figure special really had him cackling.

(Dementia has spared my father's love for music and his sense of humor. Feeling blessed.)

youtu.be/ySXsLagiZfo

Not sure about BET, but the funny shit about a lot of awards is if multiple people are credited under the same win, only ONE trophy is free. everybody else who won gotta break bread.

They love telling us them obscure stats doing baseball playoffs.
'When leading by 5 runs after 8 innings this team is 385-0'
right after they say that, a dude walk up to the plate and his a 6 run homer.

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Can't explain it, but when you see denim AND an American flag in the same shot, you already know what the vibes is.

Regular font. Italics.

Every funeral you went to, red velvet was there at the repass to comfort you. had tiramisu one time now yall too good for chocolate cake that identifies as red

One day I'll tell the story of a co-worker at Golden Corral having a crab boil for staff. Come to find out the crab & corn we was eating he stole from work. He'd got drunk & forgot to take the crab out the Golden Corral boxes before bringing em outside. The food was good tho🤣

When yo team aint in the playoffs and you see a happy Mariners fan in public