Ok who is slicing up the onions before they get to my house and how is it done so perfectly. They always have perfect layered cuts and it's done spherically. Some cracked engineer killed this and no one talks about it.

Morality over Legality.

There are sensitive young men out there being forced to turn their camera on in a zoom meeting

I'm going to meme eating raw onions into the next big health trend.

They actually taste pretty good once you get over being a huge pussy about it

These are the small safe victories left for men in the modern age.

I’ve been soaking raw onions in water for a few days and then drinking the water and eating the onions as a little snack and I’ve noticed a huge difference in my energy levels as well as skin is brighter and less puffy. Has anyone else tried this?

Top. Tippity tip top. Toppest of tips.

Beyond the rest of this, paying for a 2k macbook is probably the highest possible ROI on a single purchase a company can do. You should want your employees to think their workplace is cool. If you're paying ~150k/year/employee, paying 2k for a computer and apple care is peanuts.

foids love asking if you can do totally uninteresting things together

The money an employee sees is not the same as the money an employee costs the firm. This is an insight that can be extrapolated.

sorry for leading you on. i was mostly feeding my own desensitized narcissism that i get off on compulsively. i didn't realize you were a real human being with desires, fears, and real aspirations for the future ://

"plastic cup": even your most decadent fantasy is a mere visage of a deeper more sexy version.

There's few public smart conservatives because the Shelling point for Conservatism is not 1990s or 2000s Conservatism. Tangentially, they tend to have things to lose -- conservative fantasy looks something like 5 kids, devoted wife/husband, farmstead. Not a mid-level bureaucrat.

sorry babe i can't speak i have to do my daily anki cards first

This is backwards. Foreigners care about American politics because it’s the Great Experiment: They pontificate because that’s what pundits and political hobbyists do. The world looks at America as the center of the empire. An empire spanning the world, if you’ll take it.

Founder Mode:

I’d say ETH is pretty shitty money because it’s not a stablecoin, but it seems to have re-pegged at ~2300 again.

Recap on today’s lesson: - ETH is a ~2,350 United States Dollar stablecoin. - Ethereum is a technology leveraged by centralized clearing houses (L2s). - Ethereum Foundation is a charity dedicated to employing (read: UBI for) disadvantaged researchers.

love reading fan-fic about myself, for someone who has rarely met online people i have so many fans.