Pats fans, is Mac Jones back in the mvp race or is it still Zappe time??

For the 3rd time in 4 years my brother Zach has stolen a yankee swap gift from the fragile fingers of my 93 year old grandmother

Being a Miami Dolphins fan is so fucking embarrassing

I’ve already won joke of 2023 so far, the party loved it everyone (my parents and my brother who is sleeping) laughed a lot

I just want all of you to know that I still

I have so many bets on the super bowl I can’t even see straight

Neither I’m just trying to accrue PTO :/

Getting this on a shirt and wearing it to my little cousin’s dance recital

Just found this in my google tasks and have no recollection of creating it. Apparently I’m really making progress in life

It’s emo boy summer we’re listening to underoath, chiodos, the devil wears Prada, silverstein etc again

Happy Friday. I’m so brain dead! Just tried to use a pen as a fork. I guess You could say I eat write handed. Cheers, Spencer

A FAMOUS NIGHT AT ST. JAMES' PARK!!!!! 😍😍😍

It’s slightly embarrassing the emotions Cole Caufield makes me feel

I might treat myself to an ice cold crispy cold boy right now I have been a good boy today!!

Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz dropped an album today guess I should grab a couple 4lokos, a black and mild, and throw out some “what’s good” texts on this bad boy

Showing up to karaoke the night before thanksgiving in front of a bunch of people who haven’t seen me since high school

So thankful for my wicked nice ass

I don’t know how to hand write this “&” where do I even start what the fuck

My sweet prince in the heavens whomever you may be, my beautiful god you sweet wonderful woman and or man or somewhere in between please bless my Miami dolphins with a playoff win I will do hard labor for you and pray upon you or whatever you prefer. Fins up, thank you love you