The sunflowers take flight in a ‘57 Thunderbird sometime in the nite. When you wake up it’s so dry a kick in the ass is rain.

I tried my best but Scott got mad as a gunnysack full of pelicans. He wouldn’t calm down. “Don’t placate me,” he howled. So I did what I should’ve done from the start. I hit him over the head w/a shovel. #vss365

She was grieving like a flounder that had nothing better to do than wax lemons.

Mom was always tricking so it was up to me to placate dad when he returned from his part-time walrus job at the zoo. Sore & bitter, he never got used to the tusks he had to wear or forgot his boyhood dream of becoming a professional Jai Alai player. What a sorry business! #vss365

o hi again i didn’t know you were still alive it’s so hard to tell nowadays its too bad you can’t sell yr nightmares or wear them like a t-shirt there’s no way to placate cancer you learn some people are like that most people if you let them grow on you yr finished #vss365

I don’t trust a love poem unless the writer has fucked his beloved about 350 times at least. Let’s hear about his longing then. How brite are the stars in her eyes? How magical are her footsteps on the beach, etc. etc. Or has all that moved on to someone else by now?

before & after #drawing

Did you ever try to placate two infuriated platypuses freaking out on each other? I wouldn’t recommend it. At least not while yr trying to cut paper dolls out of clouds. #vss365

Everyone’s a poet until they get what they want.

I did everything I could to placate that damn vampire. A sip here, a transfusion there. Nothing doing. He has to have the whole artery. I know the type. You’ve gotta show’em the stake early. Keep it right up close to their heart. It’s the only way they ever respect you. #vss365

Please don’t fix me. I’ve finally learned how to be happy being broken.

When clouds hookup…

Warning: Placating someone can be hazardous to yr health. It’s like defusing a bomb. You better know exactly what yr doing. Because nothing on earth can prepare you for the explosion following the last words you‘ll hear: DON’T YOU DARE PLACATE ME! #vss365

Modest as he was, Dave couldnt deny he really was one in a million.

The earsdropper #drawing

#paintings

It’s Mr. Anonymouse!

reading Hamlet by the luster of Dad’s bald head #vss365