Life in South Africa will make sense and you will feel a lot less anxious if you accept and understand that there is no real government nor real state institutions here. At the top level, there is a gang of thieves and conmen masquerading as government. They don’t really care

Weather people, weather is the reasin

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#BlueDotSale2023 This would really really be great. Need to upgrade our camping chairs. takealot.com/wishlist/share…

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I just watched the roughly 45-minute footage of October 7th at a private screening in NYC. Here are my immediate thoughts minutes after watching it. 🧵

Furthest I've been in each compass direction: North: 52°N - Red Deer 🇨🇦 East: 176°E - Napier 🇨🇦 South: 53°S - Straits of Magellan 🇨🇱🇦🇷 West: 123°W - Napier 🇳🇿 This excludes great circle sailing or flying.

On the internet in a mIRC chat room way back in the day. Met 5 years later for the 1st time face to face. Spending our 20th Christmas together, just had our 17th Wedding Anniversary on 1st Dec. Love you with all my heart Marius

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For those that watched #SONA2024 #SONA24 last night. Here is a quick recap of what it should have sounded like.

Absolutely spot on!

Here is what looks like the reason it was off course.

I was in my garden this morning and the neighbour peered over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She said “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

#NOOZ #ElectionResults #SouthAfricaElections 3:30, 2 June 24 Scenes DA: Hey Cupcake. My bestie. My delicious. 😁 ANC: Ohhhhh. So now I'm Cupcake again. I'm no longer a bran muffin, huh?🤨 DA: Hawu, I was pleying wit you my frend.😜 EFF: DA, don't do the black accent thing.