George Kalamazoo Harris doesn’t care about Americans.

Dolphins LB David Long Jr. tried trash-talking Josh Allen; Allen responded by looking at his nameplate to see who he was 💀

Clubber Lang deserved a trilogy fight. This motherfucker never received justice and basically everything he ever said was true. 1. He was clearly being ducked. Mickey admitted it. 2. Balboa probably hadn’t given Adrian a decent orgasm since she worked at the pet store if he

Sierra requested Death Star waffles for breakfast

I’m in Superior, Arizona, which implies the existence of an Inferior, Arizona (which technically is just Kingman)

Donald J. Trump and Laura Loomer #WeirdAF #WeirdMAGA

Undecided voters right now

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

idk how I didn’t notice this but bro look at the ref running 4.2 40 speed 😭😭😭

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

One of the best traditions in sports is the fact that the Pittsburgh Penguins use players to hand-deliver season tickets. Imagine Sidney Crosby walking up to your house! (🎥: Pens Inside Scoop)

Boban Marjanović’s last act on an NBA court was to ensure Clippers fans got free chicken sandwiches by bricking two free throws. Farewell to a giant and a gentleman.

"1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12, there's a kitten in a tree or a dumb kid with his head stuck in a fence or something. Who the fuck even knows.”

BREAKING: in light of today's arrest of Sean "Diddy" Combs for sex trafficking and racketeering, his bust has been added to the very coveted Mt Rapemore memorial in South Dakota.

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

Livin’ on a prayer, you big dummy.

This is a genius level response to the anecdotes, speculation, and here say that anti-vaxxers think is hard fact…..

Kimber Wren 🐊🇺🇸 Anonymousghostface77 Larry Cook Says Kimber, without any actual scientific evidence that "Turbo Cancer" is a thing, other than something for grifters to use when telling you to buy there supplements - which buy the way caused Steve Kirsch to lose sight in one eye. x.com/BSmithBenS/sta…