Only Murders in the Building Season 4 Not only are they pulling a Scream 3, they haven’t skipped a beat. I legitimately got chills by the end of the first episode. God I love this show

The podcast coming out at midnight is one of my favorites in recent memory.

Oh my god, I almost died halfway through Tried to show a LITTLE respect to old-time radio and Kristen ANNIHILATED it

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Listen to this idiot take sooooo long to say: “I won’t do anything to help lower the cost. Instead, I’ll just tell YOU what to do” Like why would we hire someone so proud to be useless?

Hot take: Not believing in the God or the Bible doesn’t mean you don’t have a “value system.” Not everyone needs the fear of HELL to convince them it’s wrong to murder people. If anything, over reliance on religion might almost imply a deficiency of morality.

Dropping a SHOCKING take on Beetlejuice tomorrow. I don’t even know if I’m right, but it’ll be hard to unsee Guide to the Unknown

This guy sounds familiar

Oh good god, is it really the best? I’m not even sure if the best Freddy movie has been made yet

I have been editing something for what feels like eternity. This is one of the hats I wear that I’d be happy to pass off to someone else someday. Fingers crossed!

This turned into more of a Golden Book version of Ocarina of Time, which is WAY better

Literally saw a guy puke all over himself T Chili's Grill & Bar this evening. Somehow Donald Trump was still harder to watch. (Chilis dude didn’t even leave btw. They brought him a to-go box for his puke, and he just kept sitting there while multiple other groups moved) Idk

SNL Writers right now…

JD Vance isn’t running to be the vice president. He’s running to become the head of some sort of federal goose-protection agency. The GPA hey JD Vance, how about you just try to become the mayor of Springfield or something? Why are you wasting the nation’s time with this?