“He goes to LSU”

When people think they’re cool by saying LSU wears yellow instead of Gold:

It’s Friday. LSU plays football and gets their first win tomorrow. We’re approaching fall, Halloween, and sweater weather. It’s a great day to be alive.

Nobody: Texas A&M Yell Leaders:

If you wanna be a Goob, then yeah.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Texas A&M has officially updated its Twitter account 👀

Tomorrow.

🚨BREAKING🚨 2025 DL Walter Mathis Jr. has committed to LSU🐯 More from ChadSimmons: on3.com/news/dl-walter…

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WAKE UP ITS GAMEDAY AT TIGER STADIUM

My picks for some of today’s big matchups: ~Texas wins 31-13 against Michigan ~Oklahoma State wins 34–30 against Arkansas ~Tennessee beats NC State 41-27 ~Nebraska beats Colorado 27-20

“Don’t be a piece of shit like this guy” -Goob

If LSU loses to Nicholls, I will eat a wasp nest and video it.

Congratulations to Logan Graffia for winning the Harold Perkins autographed card - the random wheel of fortune has chosen in your favor! Thank you to everyone who participated - we’ll do another giveaway soon. Love yall 🫶

Uh oh.

My thoughts: 1. Texas is absolutely a title contender and this is the best Texas team I’ve seen in a long time. 2. Michigan was INSANELY overrated and will struggle to be relevant in the Big 10 for the foreseeable future.

This mf is gonna delete his account faster than #BEATBC🍢 did after FSU lost and he didn’t wanna eat the dog shit.

I will be drafting a petition to request that Tulane be reinstated to the SEC and the Goobs will be relegated to the American Athletic Conference.