It's #USBowlingLeagueDay. Many of we officialoldfarts.com are members of Bowling Leagues. In fact, many wear their 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁™ caps while at the lanes. Join them!

It's #SkyscraperDay. Many of we officialoldfarts.com enjoy looking up at the tall buildings that highlight our cities. Of course, when we were younger we could leap them in a single bound! 😆😆

Happy 59th Birthday to #CharlieSheen. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.

Happy 38th Birthday to the "Flying Tomato, #ShaunWhite. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.

Right! But you know what is? The products with the lowest prices. #laughing #laughter #LaughOutLoud

It’s #EatAnExtraDessertDay. You don't have to tell we officialoldfarts.com twice! Sometimes, we have dessert as our meal, then we have our dessert.

It's #NationalMacadamiaNutDay. We officialoldfarts.com don't know much about Macadamia nuts, but we have met a lot of nuts in our day.

Happy 43rd Birthday to #Beyoncé. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.

It's #NationalActDumbDay or as politicians call it, another day at work.

It's #nationalcheesepizzaday. Often, we officialoldfarts.com love a simple, cheese pizza. Then again, we often love a pizza with the works.

Today would have been #BobNewhart's 95th birthday. We officialoldfarts.com miss this comedy legend.

Happy 73rd Birthday to #MichaelKeaton. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.

The #NFL season begins tonight with the #BaltimoreRavens at the #KansasCityChiefs. We officialoldfarts.com are happy to see football back.

We officialoldfarts.com don't get credit for all the joy we spread either. Learn more at our website. #laughter #LaughMore #laugh

It's #FightProcrastinationDay. So, all you Old Farts who have been holding off joining 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮™, today's the day!

If you know someone who says they are "going to keep it in mind" when they have a task to do, they are an Old Fart and a procrastinator. Enroll them in the 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝗹𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮™ today at officialoldfarts.com. #FightProcrastinationDay

It's #NationalChiantiDay. We officialoldfarts.com will lift a glass to that!

Happy 81st Birthday to #PinkFloyd's #RogerWaters. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.

Happy 77th Birthday to #JaneCurtin. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.

Happy 52nd Birthday to #idriselba. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.