twitter sex bots have started following me because they like my vibe

mutual monday pt 2: send me your favorite meme

mutual monday: what artists are we listening to right now?

punching holes in the wall in the shape of her face

throwing shurikens at pictures of her until she takes me back

HR loved my jokes so much today, they set up a meeting with me tomorrow to tell them to their boss

i am the apex predator of this office and it’s not even close

was a little too silly at the office today and had to have a meeting with HR

shitting my brains out so hard at our corporate office that they fire me on the spot

blowjob themed blowjob

gf hates my twitter, that means i’m doing a great job

pussy talking spanglish

he just like me fr

firmly grasping the clitoris

having 12 airport beers and asking the pilot if i can fly for a bit