me at 22: wow. life really ends at 21 me at 25: wow. life really ends at 24 me at 28: ive really been in the mood for an apple danish lately i cant wait to get to walk to the corner store & get myself an apple danish :)

I used to really enjoy popping bubble wrap as a kid, but frankly I find it far too easy and shallow nowadays. if you still find it fulfilling, more power to you, I guess. I just prefer more of a challenge

My goat 👇

I'm glad that now we don't have to have a /r9k/ circa 2015 larp event everytime Adams on the TL

I watched the Kennedy assassination with my Father-in-law, a retired CIA officer. I asked him how they did that and I’ll never forget his answer. He said: “We don’t know how anymore.” and started sobbing.

As a Catholic he probably agrees lol

Lfg chat

I was wondering how I didn't hear about a new Jeremy Saulnier first blood remake then I remembered I blocked like 80% of filmtwt for being annoying

End of nightshift. I drew eraserheadbaby

being hungover on weekends is inefficient, you should wake up early on weekends and live your life. you should only drink heavily on weeknights so you can recover from your hangovers while on the clock at work

Found an incredible guy

Where did he get the babies to make all that baby oil

r u serious

2 years ago I got a cold DM about working abroad and now I've traveled Europe for work and live in the Netherlands making great money

I wish everyone involved in the matt and Abby situation, except for the kids, would start browsing indeed again

Ok but why the US office?

10 years since indyref.

Gromit is the protag, Wallace the deuteragonist. It is known